According to the Sent box on my phone, several of my friends got this around 2 am this morning:
“Crap, I just fought a tree because this dick-head bird was being an asshole. Guess I won’t win the ‘sober person of the year award.’ “
And that, kids, is why drinking and texting do not mix. That bird was really being a fucktard though.
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i don’t know why the tree has to get it when the bird’s the fucktard.
By amykate on 06.14.10 5:01 am | Permalink
I was trying to get at the bird, but it was hidden somewhere in the tree, so I just went nutso on the tree branchos, hoping the bird would reveal it’s evil self!
By Stefanie on 06.14.10 8:31 am | Permalink
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