Soooooooo, We’ve been teasing you for a little bit about the new bags. Hints dropped on Facebook, then mysterious silence, you know the drill, you’ve been there. I’m rocking this junk burlesque style. Like Gypsy Rose Lee burlesque, where I take off one glove for twenty minutes, go back stage, smoke a cigarette, breastfeed an illegitimate child and then return to spend the next half hour rolling down a nylon.

Here’s your first glove….

Kinda sucks that Octopi have 8 tentacles, and there’s two of them, huh? That’s a lot of freaking gloves.