-This post is insanely overdue, but one cannot control the timing of when she remembers what folder she put the photos in. So pretend this was posted a month ago. Thanks!

Megan and I went to Michaels to buy supplies for Holiday Shirt Making Party when I found these amazing cards in the dollar bin. I am not sure if I had ever seen such ugly holiday cards, so of course I had to have them. The rub, however, was in deciding what to do with such monstrosities. After discarding a number of stellar ideas, we decided that we’d write really bizarre holiday wishes in them, leave them unsigned, and stick them in the doors of some of our neighborhood friends.

In each card we wrote a message that ranged from sweet to completely vulgar. Then we ran around the neighborhood in the rain, delivering our little nuggets of holiday cheer. While we were being sneaky, Megan slipped and fell down a driveway. Thank god she did so quietly so we weren’t busted, although my hysterical laughter almost gave us away. As a result, she got to hobble around with a holiday-induced thigh bruise for the next week.

Over the next few days we heard stories from people about “this weird card someone left me” and we were so proud of ourselves for creating a Christmas Mystery. Then we heard that this couple friend of ours were having a massive fight when they found our card, and it made them so confused and distracted that the fight was forgotten. A Christmas Miracle! Yes, we are Angels, making the holidays bright and more than a little bit weird.

Here are some of the messages we wrote- I left out the really nasty ones, but trust me when I say that they were pretty genius. Below are just some of the silly ones we created. Wouldn’t you be so happy if you found one in your mailbox? Click on the photos below to see the bigger version.