November 22,1981
Dear Diary,
Big day today! Went to church, then mom’s bowling meeting, then to Arby’s, then to Aunt Bev’s. Isn’t it weird the way everybody [sic] name fits them? We are mad at them again (Marie and Jamie). I mean really mad! Didn’t sit with them at lunch. Mom tells my nieces and nephew that if they don’t put their shoes away she is going to burn them in the furnace. With clothes I weigh 76 pounds, w/o 74-75. I’m going to get a haircut soon. I’m growing you-know-what’s hardly, and I haven’t had it yet. Isn’t 11 old enough? No maybe 12 or 13. Maybe I’ll write a book someday.
Love, Pickle
BTW….still waiting for those “you-know-whats”- Editor
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Sorry about the you-know-whats. They aren’t all they are made out to be, let me tell you
By Stefanie on 01.15.10 10:07 am | Permalink
…says the Bill Gates of You-Know-Whats to the Ed McMahon of You-Know-Whats.
By amy kate on 01.15.10 2:08 pm | Permalink
Why are you the Ed McMahon- cuz you are second fiddle? You could also go with Rodney Dangerfield…as in your ta-tas get no respect!
By Stefanie on 01.15.10 2:38 pm | Permalink
well, my original thought was that i am breastigely bankrupt, which of course, incorrectly implies that I ever had boobs to lose…and Rodney Dangerfield is no good, because seriously, why would ANYone respect these ?
Maybe I have the Mother Theresas of twins? Did she take a vow of poverty ?
By amy kate on 01.15.10 3:12 pm | Permalink
You have the Verne Troyer of tits- they may not have grown to expected size, but they are spunky and quite the characters
By Stefanie on 01.15.10 3:18 pm | Permalink
oh shit !
You are a terrible, TERRIBLE best friend….
but oh sweet jesus,
how i love you.
By amy kate on 01.15.10 3:24 pm | Permalink
I forgot to mention…see this shirt I’m wearing ? One of my first crafting ventures. I know you can’t tell, but it’s a horse’s head (it’s a ‘Sorrel’ )that I drew on iron transfer paper and ironed on to a shirt…do you think these are marketable ? lol.
By amy kate on 01.27.10 6:49 am | Permalink
That is adorkable! You should run with it….
By Stefanie on 01.27.10 9:19 am | Permalink
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