I’m currently reading the Sookie Stackhouse books, the books on which the show True Blood is based. The books are kinda terrible, but also very entertaining. I guess you could say they are the literary equivalent of Doritos.
My favorite part of the books though, are the ridiculous sex scenes. The scenes are written so dramatically, with a lot of swooning and liberal use of the word “throbbing.”
The best part? The books, and therefore the sex scenes, are written by this woman:
This is a woman you just know has feather boas in many colors, who goes out for nights with the “gals” dressed to the nines, and that probably includes a jaunty hat and strings of beaded necklaces. She is fabulous.
Now I have to go, and rejoin Sookie as she is currently taking a break from searching for her missing brother in order to enjoy a set of “talented” fingers belonging to a handsome vampire. Thanks Charlaine, you kooky ol Southern Belle.


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I wondered how those were, as I was considering reading them since I am such a True Blood fan. Thanks for the heads up.
P.S. I don’t recall anything about ‘talented’ fingers in season 1 or season 2 on HBO. I hope they belong to Eric!
By Tanners on 01.11.10 6:08 am | Permalink
I can’t spoil anything! The tv show definitely is different than the books, in a good way. They use all the characters better than the books do. The first book is pretty bad, but they get better, maybe because I’m far enough along to where I can’t compare it to how the show used the material anymore (I just finished book 4!)
By Stefanie on 01.11.10 9:05 am | Permalink
mmmph…idk. she looks like she smells like bacon.
By amy kate on 01.12.10 3:34 pm | Permalink
Bacon mixed with Jean Nate?
By Stefanie on 01.12.10 3:35 pm | Permalink
jean nate !!!! Hahahahahaha !
do you think she looks a little like the human equivalent of Ursula the Sea Witch from Little Mermaid ? “My Poopsies !”
By amy kate on 01.12.10 5:29 pm | Permalink
Oh right!! I can see that!
By Stefanie on 01.12.10 5:38 pm | Permalink
All I know is that as I scrolled down to read yet another hilarious Made With Luv blog, her enormous swollen smiling face made me LOL.
By Laura on 01.14.10 10:20 pm | Permalink
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