Oh, Charlaine.

I’m currently reading the Sookie Stackhouse books, the books on which the show True Blood is based. The books are kinda terrible, but also very entertaining. I guess you could say they are the literary equivalent of Doritos.

My favorite part of the books though, are the ridiculous sex scenes. The scenes are written so dramatically, with a lot of swooning and liberal use of the word “throbbing.”

The best part? The books, and therefore the sex scenes, are written by this woman:

This is a woman you just know has feather boas in many colors, who goes out for nights with the “gals” dressed to the nines, and that probably includes a jaunty hat and strings of beaded necklaces. She is fabulous.

Now I have to go, and rejoin Sookie as she is currently taking a break from searching for her missing brother in order to enjoy a set of “talented” fingers belonging to a handsome vampire. Thanks Charlaine, you kooky ol Southern Belle.


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I wondered how those were, as I was considering reading them since I am such a True Blood fan. Thanks for the heads up.

P.S. I don’t recall anything about ‘talented’ fingers in season 1 or season 2 on HBO. I hope they belong to Eric!

I can’t spoil anything! The tv show definitely is different than the books, in a good way. They use all the characters better than the books do. The first book is pretty bad, but they get better, maybe because I’m far enough along to where I can’t compare it to how the show used the material anymore (I just finished book 4!)

mmmph…idk. she looks like she smells like bacon.

Bacon mixed with Jean Nate?

jean nate !!!! Hahahahahaha !

do you think she looks a little like the human equivalent of Ursula the Sea Witch from Little Mermaid ? “My Poopsies !”

Oh right!! I can see that!

All I know is that as I scrolled down to read yet another hilarious Made With Luv blog, her enormous swollen smiling face made me LOL.

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