I don’t do shots. Well, that’s something of a lie- a more accurate sentence would be that I *shouldn’t* do shots. Because I am old, and shots don’t work well with old bellies and old heads. Oh I’m super fun and interesting and more beautiful than ever when I drink, don’t get me wrong, but there is a price to pay when it comes to shot-gunning a variety of liquors and I just cannot afford it.  Hangovers cannot be cured with food stamps.

Now, that being said, when the opportunity to be in possession of the world’s most fabulous shot glass comes along, I am not going to pass it by. My buddy at the local Diet Mt. Dew store got these amazing promotional glasses from Jagermeister and gave one to me. How can you not love this?

I know you are thinking, “wow, how elegant! What a wonderfully ornate base. It’s practically art!”

Well my friend, look what happens when you pick the glass up: 

Oh yes. This is the epitome of class. I shall be sipping thimbles full of wine out of it, if you’d like to join me for a night of refined delights.